Fun with Germans

I was woken up this afternoon by a phonecall from downstairs. Soft but rapid German streamed through the phone and all I could do in my state was garble out, 'Whaaa?'

I head downstairs and a man is standing there with a package for my neighbor.

'I can sign for this?' I say auf deutsch, now that I have my German back.
'Yes, Yes!'
'Okay....'
Door slams shut.

All Germans understand the words, ok, fuck, shit, and beer. It just proves that men still rule the world. :\